There's a hat for hugging cute things.
A hat for serious moments in profile.
A hat for packing tuna.
And a hat for flying in style.
And my absolute favorite, a hat to wear with chaps while frolicking with sandhill cranes.
I love hats. LOVE them. But I look pretty silly in anything other than a knit winter hat, which makes me a little sad. I want to be a fedora person, I really do. But in the realm of winter hats, at least there is this to make me smile: